Below is a slightly condensed version of what I read that night. For those of you who did not participate in my twenty first birthday celebration oh so many years ago, here is what you missed. For those of you who did participate, please feel free to set the record straight. My memory on the subject is a little hazy. And for those of you who have read "Wild" by Chery Strayed, well, I wish this story was anything like that.
|My high school Calc book|
|It lost a B before it could be found everywhere|
|Don't drink these. Ever. Really.|